June 2012
You convince people out of suicide.
You help people that self harms.
You tell people that they’re beautiful.
But you can’t do this to yourself.
You can’t convince yourself out of suicide.
You can’t stop self harming.
You can only think of how ugly you are.
As a human, I’m so hypocritical. However, I’m proud I still have some shred of humanity left. I still care for others. Even when I...
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
When I'm at a store and I put something in a...
thebestlolz:
Girls in gym class...
thebestlolz:
Expectation:
Reality:
That moment when you've been holding in your pee... →
thebestlolz:
go on anon and send me and assumption you have... →
serriously what the fuck!
what type of douchbaggy guy would dump someone over txt at 2 fucking 30 in the morning SERIOUSLY!! thats fucking retarded ass BULLSHITTTT
Questions anyone?
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Tan: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
Please guys, I'm so lonely
When closing a program that won't respond...
keepcalmandpiercetheveil:
“Program is not responding”
Us:
Program:
Us:
Program:
Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge.
Program:
Us: CLOSE DOWN. YOU BITCH.
Program:
Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER.
Program:
We need Mr Flynn’s master disc. There’s a faulty program on the grid
roses are red
thebestlolz:
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
